Reminds to a Girl I knew... after a clubnight she invited some friends to her place. Hungry friends, so she suggested to make some fish sticks and went to the kitchen. Time went by, but no smell. One guy was looking after her and found her in front of a pot on the hot plate. "What about the fish sticks?" he asked. "Just a few minutes." she replied, "They are still boiling.". No, true story.